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《我的朋友是明星》，美国电影。当红偶像歌手杰·麦奎林（J. D.McQueen）风靡全国，是无数青春少女的心头好。然而就在他风头正劲之时，却被母亲和经纪人要求回高中补习学业。杰迪的到来在学校引起轰动，连校花惠特妮（Whitney）都主动向他示好，男生们则醋意大发，想方设法整治他。而对于杰迪来说，烦恼还不止于此，看似永远也得不到的分数才最令他头疼。与杰迪同班的女孩简·布莱顿（JaneBrighton）学业优秀，绝顶聪明，却被同学视为怪胎，她同时也是杰迪的超级歌迷。为了通过数学测验，杰迪找到简，希望她帮助自己补习功课。偶像和歌迷就这样走到了一起……(p86)

Sam:  I was gonna bring some owl puke I found ... but I think this is one  better. Please welcome J.D. McQueen, singer, dancer,  songwriter and my friend.

Students:  Hi, J.D.!

Sam:  What’s it like when every girl wants to kiss you?

J.D.:  That’s not true, is it?

Sam:  What’s it like being J.D. McQueen?

J.D.:  Well, being an entertainer is a lot like any job. There’re deadlines, bosses, and a lot of pressure. You gotta remember, it is a business. But being J.D. McQueen is a lot easier than being Joe McQueen.You see, J.D. — he’s just an act. But Joe — he’s the  guy who has to pick up all the pieces when the screaming stops.

Sam:   Who’s Joe?

J.D.:    I am.

Teacher:  A.J., do you have a question?

A.J.:   J.D., can I have your autograph?

Sam:    Autographs are ＄3, a picture with J.D. is ＄10 and kisses are ＄20.

J.D.:     Kisses?

Sam:    This is way better than my lemonade stand.