(Sung by Women)

If I you agree to be my husband,

When you go to work,I will carry your ax;

When you come home,I will bring your stool,

I will hold your stool steady,

I will eat the left-overs,

I will tie up your stockings,

I will put on your shoes.

If I don’t put on your shoes correctly,

Then I shouldn’t call myself a woman.