(Sung by Women)

You said you have no wife,

But the clothesline on the porch is covered with skirts,

Short skirts and long skirts hung side by side!

Your mother’s skirts are of a thicker weave;

Your wife’s skirts are of softer,finer cloth.

Your mother’s skirts are white on top;

Your wife’s skirts are pink on top.

The pink-topped ones are very stylish;

The white-topped ones are very tasteful.