

* Read the following humorous Q & A about high gas price.
Q: What happens after the government takes 35 percent of your paycheck?
A: The gas station takes the rest!
Q: How high are gas prices in New York City?
A: So high that rats are carpooling in from New Jersey!
Q: What is President Obama’s new fitness program to get people walking again?
A: GAS at $4/gallon.
Q: How bad are gas prices in Detroit, capital of the car?
A: So expensive that SUV now stands for Sport Utility Victim.
Q: What is your gas station’s new payment policy?
A: We will TAKE ALL your Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and department store cards.
Q: Why do only 70 percent of Americans feel economic hardship because of the $4/gallon gas?
A: Because the other 30 percent own oil stocks!

SUV: Sport Utility Vehicle,意为“运动型多用途汽车”,主要是指那些设计前卫、造型新颖的四轮驱动越野车。

