本片段节选自《绝望的主妇》,勒奈特与女儿佩妮视频聊天。(p59)

Lynette: Oh, ready?
Penny: Is this for me?
Lynette: Unless you know another Penny Scavo, with an incredibly generous Mom. Look, it even has a camera.
Penny: Cool! But my birthday was last month.
Lynette: I know, but this way, when you’re at your Dad’s, we can video chat, like, when you need help with homework, or you’ve been having trouble with math.
Penny: No, I haven’t.
Lynette: Well, you might. So ... bring it. Okay?
(At Tom’s home.)
Lynette: Hey, sweetie. Long time no see.
Penny: Mom, you just dropped me off.
Lynette: Really? It feels like forever.
Penny: The gum you gave me in the car still has flavor.
Lynette: Well, I miss you.
Penny: Actually, since you called, we are multiplying mixed fractions, and I’m kind of ...
Lynette: I know what you mean. Can you move your head?
Penny: Uh, sure. So do I need a common denominator?
Lynette: Honey, the sun’s creating a glare. Would you mind turning your screen just a scooch?
Penny: Okay.
Lynette: Ooh. Dad’s new place looks nice.
Penny: Yeah, it is.
Lynette: Hey! You know what might be fun? Why don’t you give me a tour? Just turn your tablet around and scan the room. Oh, big-screen TV. There’s a 9.0 on the predictability scale. Empty pizza box, dirty plate, dirty glass. It’s nice he’s kept the same decorating scheme.
Penny: My arms are getting tired.
Lynette: Little longer. Think light thoughts. Stop. Go back. I want to see your dad’s new lovely ... curtains. Wow. They’re nice. But they seem a little young for him. Who is that?
Penny: That’s Chloe. She lives in the building. She’s really nice.
Lynette: Apparently. So ... is Chloe around a lot?
Penny: Sometimes. She teaches a Booty Burn Ballet class, so she’s mostly at the fitness center. Hey, Mom. Dad’s got black toilets. You wanna see them?
Lynette: No, thanks. I’ve seen enough.
Penny: Okay. So when I multiply these fractions ...
Lynette: Okay, sweetie, I love you.

