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I was a schoolboy in Britain in the 1970s. When I was eleven years old, all the children in my class, the top class at primary school, were made to sit an examination called the 11+ (the Eleven Plus). This exam was to have a profound effect on our lives but, of course, we did not know this at the time.
Children who passed the 11+, and I was one, were considered “academic”. That meant we were chosen to go to grammar schools where we would be taught to pass ever more difficult exams before finally going on to university at the age of 18. After university a job in a profession such as medicine, law or business was expected.
Children who failed the 11+ were seen as “non-academic” and were sent to secondary modern schools where they would be prepared for less rigorous tests and would leave school at 16 to get a job in a local factory or office.
So, children who had grown up together and played together from the age of 5 were separated at 11 and thereafter went separate ways and had totally different destinies. I was the only child from my school to pass the 11+.
My new grammar school was an hour away from my home and I had to take two buses to get there. As I got older I sometimes cycled to school and when I became 17 I bought a motorbike and rode there.
The school buildings were impressively large and old. Some parts were said to date back to the time of the founding of the school in 1556 but I didn’t believe that. The school had a Latin motto, which was printed on the badges of our school uniforms: Praestat Opes Sapientia meaning “wisdom before wealth”.
Of course my grammar school was a boys-only school. There was an all-girls school next door but I was not interested in that, at least not until I entered the fifth form at the age of 16.
The first surprise on entering the school was that we had to move from room to room according to the timetable of the lessons. For example, if the first period on Monday morning was mathematics, we had to go to Mr Sharma’s classroom on the ground floor of the main block. But if the next lesson was physics then we would all have to troop up to the science laboratories on the third floor of the new wing. This constant moving from room to room between lessons by all the boys in the school meant we had plenty of opportunities to play around with our classmates in the corridors and find excuses to be late for the next period.
Nearly all our teachers were men and we called them, “Sir”. The masters would call us by our family names. Apart from the various subject teachers we also had a form teacher who looked after our class. The form teacher I liked best was when I was in form 3: Crispin Pickles. He was an English teacher and looked like a 19th-century Romantic poet with long, wild hair, tiny round glasses and untidy, colourful clothes. He was fond of quoting Shelley and Keats to us during the morning roll call and his idea of punishing boys who had been naughty was to get them to copy out passages from Shakespeare.
Looking back I realize that many of the teachers at my school were eccentrics. There was Mr Badman, who was very large, completely bald, taught us medieval history, and would throw the blackboard duster at any boy who failed to remember important dates in our nation’s history. Or Mr Sparks, the master of religious education, who tried to teach us the basics of Christianity but whose constant dribbling and spitting meant that any boy in the first three rows of chairs was in danger of getting sprayed. Or Mr Weavel, the biology master, known to us all as “Bugs”, who taught us about alcohol, the dissection of frogs, and “the facts of life” while singing Bob Dylan songs out loud in class.
I quickly found I was good at some subjects and had to work hard at others. I had no difficulty with languages, either modern or ancient (I took both Latin and Greek) and enjoyed history and geography. But I struggled with the sciences and I had no time at all for art or music. Sport, however, counted for more than any other subject at my school.

My school was famous for sport. It had a very good rugby team, and also did well at cricket. But it was best known for rowing. Being an old school on the river Thames it was expected to produce strong rowing crews. I was part of an “eight” for a couple of years in forms four and five but I found the early morning training on the river on freezing winter mornings no fun at all, and quietly gave up the sport with the excuse that I had to prepare for my “O” levels (as the exams taken around age 16 were then called).
Almost as important as sport was the friendships we made in the break times between lessons. We would go onto the playing fields and play games like “fives”, a sort of squash but using the hand to hit the ball rather than a racket. Or we would sit in groups on the grass and talk about our favourite pop singers and learnedly discuss the meanings of the lyrics of the latest David Bowie songs.
Of my school friends I only keep in touch with one of them now. Then I had many different mates: Graham “Gunner” Gunning, who was tall and thin and who later went to work in a bank; Malcolm “Jock” McKay, who was not Scottish at all, who dropped out of school in his final year and went to live in Paris; and Stephen “Slim” Allen, a very large boy, who was the practical joker in the class, always playing tricks on the masters and the other boys. I bumped into him by chance a couple of years ago in the street. He had married right after leaving school and had had three children, but then had got divorced and was living by himself in a tiny flat near the railway station. He was still as big as ever.
I did well at school, academically. After the “O” levels exams at age 16 I entered the sixth form to prepare for the advanced “A” levels (or matriculation exams, which are also used to enter university). I became a prefect and so wore a special tie and bossed around the younger boys, telling them not to run in the corridors and ordering them to fetch me drinks.
I passed all my exams and was accepted into Cambridge University to read history. It was 1981. I was almost ready to leave home and leave my childhood behind. Life at Cambridge would be wonderfully liberating after the discipline of school, but that is another story...


