*Read and enjoy the jokes below.

Cat and Mouse

 A mouse is in his mouse hole and he wants to go out to get something to eat, but he’s afraid there might be a big cat outside, so he puts his ear by the opening and all he hears is “Bow Wow.” So he thinks, “Well, there can’t be a cat out there because there’s a big old dog.” So he goes out of his mouse hole and is promptly caught and eaten by a cat, who licks his lips and says, “It’s good to be bilingual!”

Language Barrier

Two highway workers were busy working at a construction site when a big car with diplomatic license plates(外交官车牌) pulled up.

"Parlez-vous français?(会说法语吗？)" the driver asks them. The two workers just stared.

"Sprechen Sie Deutsch? (会说德语吗？)" The two continued to stare at him.

"Fala português? (会说葡萄牙语吗？)" Neither worker said anything.

"Parlate Italiano? (会说意大利语吗？)" Still no response.

Finally, the man drives off in disgust. One worker turned to the other and said, “Gee, maybe we should learn a foreign language...”

"What for? That guy knew four of them and what good did it do him?"